Saturday, May 30, 2009

Men.

1.LATER: usually meaning any time after now. When a guy says “later,” it could mean tonight, tomorrow, next week, or maybe even never. How does one set their clock to “later?” You can’t. Just don’t be waiting around thinking later will be any time soon.

2.THE IMPORTANCE OF SPORTS: Please remember that a game is not “just a stupid game.” Sports is a part of who men are. It is their culture much like beauty, shopping, and fashion are to us. Guys were playing sports as soon as they could learn to walk and they did much of their maturing and interaction with one another on a sports field. It is where they learned teamwork, strategy, competition, and many other facets of life and sociology and that is why it remains important to them no matter how old they are.

3.MULTI-TASKING: when a man multi-tasks, that means he is reading on the toilet. Guys are extremely focused, simple, one-track mind individuals in that they cannot juggle a laundry list of things to do like we can. If you communicate one thought at a time to them, you will be much better off.

4.SILENCE/GRUNT: if you ask your guy a question and there is no response or just a caveman-like grunt, it doesn’t mean silent agreement or that he is intentionally ignoring you. As to the point above, if a guy is reading the paper, watching TV, or even figuring out what color socks to put on, that is where his brain is focused and while he may have heard your question somewhere off in the distance, it hasn’t yet registered with him so you’ll need to interrupt him to see if you can ask him a question. I know…seems redundant, but that’s how they function.

5.“WE HAVE TO TALK”: if you want to create sheer terror inside your man, just say “we have to talk.” Guys are sure they are about to hear complaints, corrections, and what horrible human beings they are — or worse, nagging about the “M” word. Guys don’t want to talk about the relationship and their feelings. They want to experience them. And for the most part, they feel if they are spending time with you it’s because they want to…and things will evolve naturally. There’s no need to have to “talk” about it.

6.CONFRONTATION: this belongs on the sports field, NOT in the bedroom, on the couch, or across the kitchen table. Guys just don’t like confrontation — chalk it up to feeling as if they are being reprimanded by their mother. If a man feels like he is being accused of anything or he needs to answer about something, he will do whatever it takes to avoid confrontation. He will walk out of the room, not return phone calls, or simply just never see you again.

7.THE INQUISITION: Casually ask a guy what he did last night with his friends or who he was talking with on the phone and he will feel as if he is being interrogated. Guys just don’t want to talk about what they do when they are not with you — and that includes past relationships. If you feel like he is shutting down and being difficult, it’s because he just doesn’t want to talk about it. Granted, that kicks off alarm bells in women because we start wondering if he’s cheating, but don’t always be so suspicious…it’s just how they are wired.

8.FIDELITY: Women were created to be nurturers, men were created to be breeders. Men have a basic, ingrained instinct to want to have sex with everything that crosses their path. So why are men faithful? Because at some point in their lives they decide to trade-off the ability to sleep with anyone and everyone in order to gain companionship, love, and greater societal acceptance — but it doesn’t mean the urge isn’t still there.

9.VISUAL VS. VERBAL: Men get turned on by what they see (sexy women, sports cars, big power tools) while women get turned on more by what they experience through communication and interaction. That’s why a guy’s head is always going to turn when a beautiful woman or hot car passes by while a woman feels more excited by a man telling her how much he cares for her.

10.NAGGING: Along the same lines, women are more verbal about what bothers them, what they want to change or correct in their mate, etc. Guys, for the most part, are more laid-back. They accept many more flaws in their partners than women do and aren’t prone to initiate talks to change behaviors or attitudes.

11.ON THE ROAD TO PANTYVILLE: a man wants to get laid pure and simple. There’s no romance or long-term commitment. He just wants to see whether you wear bikinis or thongs, and what you’ve got under them. And if you’ve been with a guy who is “On The Road to Pantyville,” it’s highly likely you won’t hear from him again — he’s already made it to his intended destination.

12.EXPENSIVE LINGERIE: Speaking of panties, remember that expensive, lacy, sexy lingerie is for you, not for him. Guys are happy with a split-second look at your Victoria’s Secret goodies, but in their minds, what’s underneath is more important and they simply want it OFF!

13."I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,
and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete
safety."

14."IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

15."CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

16."UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a
conditioned response.

17."IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works.

18."I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means:"I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

19."TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

20."THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"

22."YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F
Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your
birthday."

23."I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

24."OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have
actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am
hurt."

25."HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I
think of some pretty good reasons soon."

26."I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."

27."WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"

28."I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and
am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend
the next 3 days yelling at me."

29."YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

30."YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm
starving."

31."I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see
us alive again."

Found this on internet for the male version of what the real meaning behind woman's each word(female version from flashlightbatteriess.bs.com).Now you’ve got a much better idea of what goes on in the head of your man.

Later!

HAHA

No comments:

Post a Comment